Hot Girl Dumps Douchebag For Obsessive Twittering

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John Mayer being a Grade A premium douchebag would seem to be reason enough for him to get dumped by goddess Jennifer Aniston, but the UK edition of Star is claiming there was a more specific reason for the couple's recent breakup.

In its new issue, the magazine claims Jen was riled by John’s near-constant updating of his Twitter page when he also claimed he was too busy to call her.

“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like: ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’ So she called him and ended it,” a source says.

Like everything in Star, we assume this is not at all true - especially after the first reports of the couple's breakup suggested that he dumped her. However, this is a great thing to make up if you're going to. At least their writers are improving.

You know John Mayer would totally be that guy, too, Twatting random thoughts no one cares about while neglecting his real-life relationships. At least post some half-naked pics of your girl bending over like Ashton Kutcher, John.

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He seems like a game player! Just a one hit wonder. Jennifer their is life after Brad... Just calm down a deserving man will show up when you least expect him too. You have run a muck with these gifted yet absent men. You seem like a very nice person. Hold on girl he's right around the corner.
Breath! Besides you don't need a Man to validate you.
God Bless you and may the lord Bless you with a fine man.

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Think it's the other way around, John dumped Jen. She was going to do it in a few weeks but he beat her to it. Now everyone knows it was a fake relationship designed to upstage her EX at the Oscars (sure she and her PR team didn't want that to come out)

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Good for Jen... Don't take that crap from a man.

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