Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton: Still Hittin' it

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His pro baseball career never exactly panned out.

Seriously, dude sucked, check out his weak stats.

His turn on reality TV ended up being short-lived.

Seriously, Lauren Conrad dumped him pretty quick.

He then dated Amanda Bynes, but she nixed that.

Her reason? He was exploiting her celeb status.

What's Doug Reinhardt to do after such a run of bad luck?

We believe the answer is quite obvious: Get together with the one person in Hollywood who never minds being exploited (sometimes on film), and with whom it's far easier to hit a home run than it is against even a minor league pitcher ...

Paris Hilton partied it up with her rumored boyfriend du jour as they leave Teddy’s in L.A. Saturday night. She looks happy being used, but she's used to that, and seriously, who can blame her. Doug Reinhardt's charm is quite breathtaking.

His words, on his official site, not ours.

The downside of hooking up with Paris Hilton, of course, is that there's nowhere to go from there. You're damaged goods, Doug. Think about it. How much ass has Stavros Niarchos gotten since they broke up? We rest our case.

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Born
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New York, New York
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Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]