Stop! Do Not Think About Taylor Swift Naked!

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That's not a request, it's a direct order from the cute blonde herself: Taylor Swift really does not want you sitting there, thinking about her naked.


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    Oh my!!! Dearest Taylor, I'm still picturing you naked, much, I'm sure, to your dismay, and now with the video of your dress flying up around your head at that concert, I don't have to just imagine your sweet ass anymore, it's right there for me to drool all over!What really amazes me is that as much as I appreciated your music before, I now have an even greater appreciation of your body (of work, too). Best wishes for a wonderful and fulfilling life, Taylor , and remember, if you decide to have another wardrobe "malfunction", (hopefully full frontal), make sure you are smiling as the video is rolling, there's nothing more attractive than a beautiful girl with nothing on but a smile!!! If you'd prefer to do a private performance just for me, just drop me a line, I'll be waiting! Forever yours, TFB


    I might be a small town countryboy but I notice that relationship or not sombody is always jealous of somone or wants to get ahead. It total bs. People should try to just enjoy to hav a coversation nd not hav to worry about bein judged. Every girl I dated used me to get wat they wanted nd leav u lik another cig gettin flicked in the mud, stupid. I think if people start worryin about themselves more it would be easier to get along with other people.


    hi,taylor i wish i cud C u once but we r miles away so bad pliZ can i have your number,pliz dn't mind


    I am 20 sexy


    Dearest Taylor, I just saw your performance on Saturday Night Live again, and all I can think after watching you gyrate and wiggle your sweet ass around in that slinky dress with those lovely long legs is "Oh, shoot! Now I have to go wash my hands!" I only wish when you perform, that you would turn around and bend over for me, as that would just speed up the process, and I could devote more time to watching your performance, which I'm sure is what you think we're doing anyway!


    Do you know any other way?


    I want to fuck you so bad


    Sorry, Taylor, but we are sexual beings, and no matter how nice the entrapments, I'm still picturing you naked, and believe me, you are a sight for sore eyes! (Of course, you already knew that). Best wishes for a wonderfully fulfilling life! Oh, and could you turn around for a second, please?

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