Their acrimonious divorce lasted nearly half as long as their marriage, but Coley Laffoon must be psyched. After all, a $515,000 cash settlement will buy him a heck of a lot of online poker games, lap dances, porn and other things he craves.
On Wednesday, Anne Heche's two-year divorce battle with Laffoon came to an end, with Heche paying the man a settlement much bigger than he deserves.
"Anne is relieved this case is over, and is looking forward to getting on with her life and career," her attorney, Daniel Jaffe, told People magazine.
According to the Los Angeles Superior Court documents:
- The pair will share 50-50 physical and legal custody of son, Homer, 7.
- Anne Heche agreed to pay Laffoon a $515,000 lump sum cash payment. He'll also get half of all their community property, including more than $700,000 worth of stocks and other assets.
- Anne Heche keeps her multimillion-dollar home in Vancouver, B.C.
- Coley Laffoon waived his right to claim any spousal support.
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March 12th, 2009 8:36 AM
Heche is a batsh*t crazy mouth breathing wingnut. Some women should be barred from procreating. She is useless, a loser, and a confused serial philanderer.