The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 68

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 68th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

With Jessica Simpson so tortured by food - and the celebrity gossip media - we felt that a bevy of funny captions was all but guaranteed. And you all delivered.

The winner is Daniella Joseph. Congrats! Scroll down to view the winning entry and the full list of submissions for this photo. Good luck to all again this week!

Double Belted

Oops! All that time I thought I was eating tuna, it really was fried chicken. 

[Photo: Splash News]

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"Oh my, I pooped my pants!"

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I forgot my third belt !

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"That's right, you have to look at me twice to see me once."

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Make it stop! The hamburgers and the hotdogs are closing in...

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Poor Jessica just saw herself in a mirror that was not in a funhouse for the first time!

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C'mon guys... I'm just big boned!

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I can't believe Tony would say that about my weight!

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Damnit! I should have used 3 belts to hold my waist in.. the 2 arent working!

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I can't believe Ken sent me out here in this thing.

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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