The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 68

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 68th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

With Jessica Simpson so tortured by food - and the celebrity gossip media - we felt that a bevy of funny captions was all but guaranteed. And you all delivered.

The winner is Daniella Joseph. Congrats! Scroll down to view the winning entry and the full list of submissions for this photo. Good luck to all again this week!

Double Belted

Oops! All that time I thought I was eating tuna, it really was fried chicken. 

[Photo: Splash News]


ouh!its hurts me!!! will if i look so fat it doesnt matter any way! the most matter is tony still crazy about my fat beauty...


" Darn you Tony, I can't remember anything without my 'Twinkie' fix!!!!!!


"Darn you Tony, I remember a thing without my 'Twinkie' fix!!!


OMG! does this mean i might be heading back on the A list?


do these jeans make me look fat? and/or 45 years old?


Carrie is SUCH a better singer than me ... *sniff*


maybe next time I won't shop at the thrift store before going on stage


This is the face I made when Nick wanted to make love.


why is everyone booing me...i didnt forget the words to my own song this time


everyone is making fun of me when they should love me :(

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Jessica Simpson Biography

Not a Major Movie Star By Any Means
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson