The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 68

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 68th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

With Jessica Simpson so tortured by food - and the celebrity gossip media - we felt that a bevy of funny captions was all but guaranteed. And you all delivered.

The winner is Daniella Joseph. Congrats! Scroll down to view the winning entry and the full list of submissions for this photo. Good luck to all again this week!

Double Belted

Oops! All that time I thought I was eating tuna, it really was fried chicken. 

[Photo: Splash News]

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This is the last time I borrow Mom's clothes ... damn airlines losing my luggage!

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KASEE should definitely win, that is the best caption by far.

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Did he say he wanted to dance, or I look fat in these pants?

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"Here's a post Hollywood Gossip is sure to use in a caption contest. Hmmmm Fame!"

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oops! typo in the above, i meant CAN not cant. hey ya'll! look at me! i can have a baby too!... a pasta baby! *sobs*

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hey ya'll! look at me! i cant have a baby too!... a pasta baby! *sobs*

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Whaddaya mean they cancelled the bacon milkshake??? Bring me the manager!!!!

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I THINK JESSICA IS JUST BEAUTIFUL REGARDLESS I ALSO THINK EVERYONE IS BEING GRADE SCHOOLERS ABOUT THIS SHE IS A WOMEN WHO CARES IF SHE PUT A LITTLE WEIGHT ON SHE IS HAPPY . BESIDES WHY DON'T WE PUT ALL YOU GUYS UP THER AND PICK OUT FLAWS ON YOU I BET THERE IS ALOT JESSICA COULD POINT OUT ON YOU . LET HER LIVE HER LIFE SHE SINGS FOR HER FANS AND SHE'S NOT THERE FOR OTHERS PUNCHING BAGS. I'M STILL YOU'RE FAN JESSICA HANG IN THERE YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL REGARDLESS OF THE RUMORS . KEEP YOU'RE HEAD UP.

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What do you mean your out of pie

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Emotional Roller Coaster Grimace:
Maybe the Leo-safety harness is cinched up too tight!

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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