Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 68th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?
With Jessica Simpson so tortured by food - and the celebrity gossip media - we felt that a bevy of funny captions was all but guaranteed. And you all delivered.
The winner is Daniella Joseph. Congrats! Scroll down to view the winning entry and the full list of submissions for this photo. Good luck to all again this week!
Oops! All that time I thought I was eating tuna, it really was fried chicken.
[Photo: Splash News]
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39 Comments
February 6th, 2009 4:24 PM
I can't believe Ken sent me out here in this thing.
February 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Damnit! I should have used 3 belts to hold my waist in.. the 2 arent working!
February 6th, 2009 4:43 PM
I can't believe Tony would say that about my weight!
February 6th, 2009 4:51 PM
C'mon guys... I'm just big boned!
February 6th, 2009 4:53 PM
Poor Jessica just saw herself in a mirror that was not in a funhouse for the first time!
February 6th, 2009 4:59 PM
Make it stop! The hamburgers and the hotdogs are closing in...
February 6th, 2009 5:16 PM
"That's right, you have to look at me twice to see me once."
February 6th, 2009 5:40 PM
I forgot my third belt !
February 6th, 2009 6:01 PM
"Oh my, I pooped my pants!"
February 6th, 2009 6:40 PM
everyone is making fun of me when they should love me :(