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The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 68

Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 68th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

With Jessica Simpson so tortured by food - and the celebrity gossip media - we felt that a bevy of funny captions was all but guaranteed. And you all delivered.

The winner is Daniella Joseph. Congrats! Scroll down to view the winning entry and the full list of submissions for this photo. Good luck to all again this week!

Double Belted

Oops! All that time I thought I was eating tuna, it really was fried chicken. 

[Photo: Splash News]

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  1. peevedatpaves Says:

    I can't believe Ken sent me out here in this thing.

  2. todaman Says:

    Damnit! I should have used 3 belts to hold my waist in.. the 2 arent working!

  3. cowboyzz Says:

    I can't believe Tony would say that about my weight!

  4. Mediagoddess Says:

    C'mon guys... I'm just big boned!

  5. Spyder Says:

    Poor Jessica just saw herself in a mirror that was not in a funhouse for the first time!

  6. Jasmino924 Says:

    Make it stop! The hamburgers and the hotdogs are closing in...

  7. josh Says:

    "That's right, you have to look at me twice to see me once."

  8. Jimmy Says:

    I forgot my third belt !

  9. dee Says:

    "Oh my, I pooped my pants!"

  10. sarah Says:

    everyone is making fun of me when they should love me :(

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