The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 68

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 68th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

With Jessica Simpson so tortured by food - and the celebrity gossip media - we felt that a bevy of funny captions was all but guaranteed. And you all delivered.

The winner is Daniella Joseph. Congrats! Scroll down to view the winning entry and the full list of submissions for this photo. Good luck to all again this week!

Double Belted

Oops! All that time I thought I was eating tuna, it really was fried chicken. 

[Photo: Splash News]


mom why cant i jus have one more cheeseburger!




I ATE the cheetah!


OOOoooooo. I can't remember! Is my microphone in my left hand, or my right?


OMG! I just pooped in my mom jeans...


uh-oh mommy i made a poopy:(


lol @ pasta baby, lord knows how many times ive had one of those


Awwww! They said they were going to get me an edible microphone!!


Opps! All that time I thought I was eating Tuna, it really was fried Chicken.


I think this top makes my boobs look smaller ... which takes away most of my appeal.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

Not a Major Movie Star By Any Means
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson