Seriously. We challenge you to find a man who challenges his claim to that throne. It hasn't stopped him from making a small fortune, but the man is a Grade-A tool.
With rumors surfacing online that he is about to stage a fake divorce with his fake wife Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt was spotted shopping solo in SoCal today ...
Spencer Pratt is a pimp. Not in any sort of complimentary way, just in the way he makes so much bank out of one staged relationship. You've gotta hand it to the man.
Who the hell knows what he's up to - but a new season of The Hills looms. We're sure he has plenty of attention-grabbing, money making schemes - not to mention passive-aggressive comments and bad facial hair in store.
Click to enlarge more pictures of Spencer Pratt shopping, sans Heidi Montag, on Montana Ave. in the L.A. neighborhood of Brentwood, Calif.
[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]