Report: Nolan Gerard Funk was a Go-Go Dancer at a Gay Club

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And now it's time for our Nolan Gerard Funk penis update of the day.

While Nickeloden is hoping this young star helps the network's upcoming High School Musical rip-off, Spectacular!, go-go to the top of the ratings chart, a new report indicates that Funk has a different sort of go-go history.

According to Perez Hilton, the 22-year-old Canadian actor worked as a go-go dancer at a gay club in Los Angeles in 2006.

"Nolan went by the name of JT," said Hilton's supposedly well-placed source. "He has a giant uncut cock!"

The insider added that Funk insisted he was straight throughout his employment at the establishment. We're not judging either way.

But if Funk really is the nezt Zac Efron, he might wanna find his own Vanessa Hudgens in order to ward off rumors. We hear Khloe Kardashian is single.

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Maybe, I'd consider this to be true if the author used spellcheck. Last time I checked 'nezt' is not a word.

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I lived in the same building as NF... At the time, he was working as a male escort, and living with a boyfriend (a much older guy).

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fuck this Nolan is my number 1 fan and for u all out there that are NoLAN Haters then go Fuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk urself because your not better then anyone else so everyone should shut the HELL UP about him being gay cause he's not if he was gay you would see him with guys not girls believe me or not it's fucking true!!!!!!!!!

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you are so sexy .. i wish hat i could sleep hot with you perez

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I think he is super sexy and I don't care if he is gay , bi ,or even straght lol and I think he prob does have a big cock becase I seen him on broadway in " Bye Bye Birdie " and in the underware part it was so amazing and he had a boner lol ( JIZZ IN MY PANTS ) lol and yes I wanted to take a pic with him so bad but we were being rushed :-( that suxed. !!! I so would love to tap that lol cuz he's so my type lol

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i really don't care if he's not straight....
but he is such a cutie....

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he is still hot!!!

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ola soy karen de peru me encanta nolan super lindo ♥♥♥♥

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okay.. weird.. n Spectacular! is so NOTHING like HSM.. okay 'sides the fact that it's a musical at least.. but still.. Spectacular! is WAY better than HSM..

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i met him and i dont think he is gay but i mean what he did for money is really no ones business and he is a really sweet guy.

Nolan Gerard Funk Biography

Is Nolan Gerard Funk the next Zac Efron? Nickelodeon sure hopes so, as the young actor starred in its television movie, Spectacular!,... More »
Birthplace
Vancouver, British Columbia
Full Name
Nolan Gerard Funk
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