And now it's time for our Nolan Gerard Funk penis update of the day.
While Nickeloden is hoping this young star helps the network's upcoming High School Musical rip-off, Spectacular!, go-go to the top of the ratings chart, a new report indicates that Funk has a different sort of go-go history.
According to Perez Hilton, the 22-year-old Canadian actor worked as a go-go dancer at a gay club in Los Angeles in 2006.
"Nolan went by the name of JT," said Hilton's supposedly well-placed source. "He has a giant uncut cock!"
The insider added that Funk insisted he was straight throughout his employment at the establishment. We're not judging either way.
But if Funk really is the nezt Zac Efron, he might wanna find his own Vanessa Hudgens in order to ward off rumors. We hear Khloe Kardashian is single.
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February 13th, 2009 1:48 PM
me rrespekt te madh deshiroj te kemi nje pashkepunin per vallzim shqipat
February 16th, 2009 3:08 AM
While not a fan of Perez Hilton, I would at least be nice if he could get some facts correct. Nolan did dance as a go-go boy in gay clubs in L.A. and West Hollywood but it was not 2006, it was 2007 (a club recently being rebuilt due to some fire damage). As to his being gay or straight, let's just call it bi-sexual at best because Nolan is not going to die curious.
February 17th, 2009 4:22 PM
Bi or not, he's definately a cutie. I'm single TOO, Nolan!!!
February 26th, 2009 6:00 PM
I love your song donttell me.
March 1st, 2009 9:44 PM
Well I don't care what he did before...whats done is done and I think he is cute...and the whole thing about him having a big cock I believe it.
March 7th, 2009 1:28 PM
Does anyone know if he is related to the late Jonathan Brandis? In a few of his photos he could be a dead ringer for him.
March 7th, 2009 2:00 PM
nolan is hotter than a swetie sun-burnt guy on a 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 degrees summer day who just ran 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 milles in a sona on fire in a volcano on the sun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 15th, 2009 8:53 PM
oh my gosh who would say a yerrible think like that.Saying he has a big cock and is gay go go dancing at a club in 2006.Im cunfused these rumors are saying things that make nolan sound like a bag snobby crazy syco gay dude. but when you look at his face you see a sweet innocent special guy thats hott!
March 28th, 2009 12:51 AM
hi gooddd
April 10th, 2009 6:00 AM
i dont care if he's gay or bi or straight. i still love him!
hope to see more of him in the near future. btw, yeahh he kinda looks like the late actor jonathan brandis.