A Radar Magazine reporter has an interesting account of partying at Crown Bar last week and passing out - no, not from drinking, but from shock.
It happened when the witness saw that Hayden Panettiere was all over Jesse McCartney. When they say all over, they mean literally. On top of him.
The source emphasizes this numerous times, even using the amusing analogy of Hayden holding him tighter than Michael Phelps gripping that bong.
The Heroes star was supposedly sitting on Jesse McCartney's lap while he kissed her neck. Then she got up and did a "crazy sexy dance" in his lap.
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No word of a Halo breakup has been reported thus far, but it must be over between Hayden Panettiere and her long-time squeeze, Radar theorizes.
Why? Because after her inside PDA with Jesse, they went outside to smoke and he wrapped his arms around her from behind and was kissing her neck again.
Not a move you'd pull if you were secretly moving in on some guy's girlfriend. You'd wait until you got her back to your place before neck-biting commenced.
On that note: "It started to look like an episode of True Blood," the Radar inteligence report reads. "Dude has some sort of neck fixation for sure."
Panettiere does have a nice neck, at least. Luckily for a fan, she even took a brief time out from mauling the lame singer to provide an autograph.
In the middle of this, a girl approached Hayden Panettiere to ask for sign the back of a store receipt for her. The actress was nice enough to oblige.