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Lindsay Lohan has taken a break from fighting with Samantha Ronson to pose for a series of supposedly sexy pictures.

Of course, Lohan's recent photo shoot might lead to another incident between herself and Sam, as the mediocre actress stripped down and posed seductively for photographer Hedi Slimane.

2-Dimensional

Or at least she tried to. Does this shot do anything for you?

At least these pictures answer a pressing question: what is black, white and goes to bed all over town? Lindsay Lohan!

Click on the following images for many more shots of the half-naked star...

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Mischa Barton claims she is "happier and healthier" than ever, despite photographic evidence that makes it difficult to tell the actress apart from a skeleton.

On her most recent blog entry, the former star of The OC writes: "Things are really well in Mischa world and I've just been watching what I eat."

Perhaps that's the problem, Mischa. You are supposed to chew and swallow your food, not just stare at it.

FHM Pose

Barton added a message to readers, writing: "To my female fans: Just be happy and secure with yourself and don't let other people's perceptions of you dictate the way you live your life."

Males, however? Feel free to let other people's perceptions of you dictate the way you live your life.

In closing, the awful actress complained about recent media scrutiny: "One minute, I'm too fat, the next I'm too skinny. [The press] is always looking to start rumors and create drama."

Mischa, trust us. You were never too fat. Not once. Not ever. Click on the following photos to see what we mean:

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A hearing yesterday afternoon in the Britney Spears restraining order case against Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib revealed some interesting information.

Jamie Spears, father of the singer, took the stand to explain that at some point recently, Britney somehow got her hands on a pre-paid cell phone.

This caused Jamie fits because as her conservator, he has been strictly monitoring the phones she's able to use and the calls she's making.

The family nanny overheard Britney talking to Adnan Ghalib on a pre-paid phone in the wee hours of the morning one day recently, however.

It appears Jamie Spears believes Sam and/or Adnan got her the phone in an attempt to turn her against Jamie and sabotage the conservatorship.

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  • Adnan Ghalib: Britney's Ex-Lover

Britney Spears' secret calls to Adnan Ghalib - who has a restraining order against him - have only further enraged papa Jamie Spears. [Photos: Splash News Online]

Jamie was named the conservator of Britney's financial, personal and medical affairs last year after a disastrous stretch that saw her life spiral out of control.

Adnan and Sam played roles in that, to put it mildly.

If Sam Lutfi did have any contact with Britney, as is alleged, he would have violated a court order to stay the hell away from the recovering pop star. He would likely face serious legal consequences if found to be in violation.

Follow the jump for more shocking details from Jamie's testimony ...

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Robert Downey Jr. failed to win an Academy Award this week for his performance in Tropic Thunder.

Perhaps it will serve as comfort to the actor, however, that a man that looks very much like him has won the hearts of American Idol fans nationwide.

Indeed, it's early in the competition, but Danny Gokey has to be considered the favorite at the moment. The talented crooner was one of the first three contestants named to the finals on season eight.

Do you see the resemblence between Gokey and Downey?

 

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Before we get to the trailer for Season Five of The Hills, premiere date TBD - prepare now for the dramatic music and quotes - a couple of spoilers:

  • Lauren's real-life beau, actor Kyle Howard (My Boys), will not be featured, in the series. Why? Producers say Howard because he's not essential to the season's narrative. That or he's contractually obligated to stay off other shows.
  • Stephanie Pratt will step in as LC's new Whitney at People's Revolution. Yes, Spencer's sister has gotten a job at Kelly Cutrone's company. 
  • Lo Bosworth will be a working girl, too, after getting a job with Davis Factor (grandson of Max Factor) at cosmetics house Smashbox Studios. 
  • We can't speak for the fifth season as a whole, but there is totally no sign of Justin-Bobby in this trailer (and very little of Audrina)!
  • OMG: Who invited Heidi to Lauren Conrad's birthday? Will this mean an end to their feud, which has been escalating for a couple of years now? Such a reconcilation seems to be the primary theme of the trailer.
  • Bromance, rekindled? Let's let out that sigh of relief all together. Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt are back "together." Or at least speaking.
  • Lauren's $11,000/month house is now for rent, so expect another moving episode. She and Lo are still roomies, though, just condo style!
  • As for Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, there's a brunette bartender in the picture. Will we see an actual fake divorce this season? We can only hope. But Spencer will definitely get into a fist fight with some guy.

On to the trailer! Follow the jump for scenes from Season 5 ...

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Marko Jaric has shot and scored... a gorgeous wife!

The mediocre Memphis Grizzlies shooting guard eloped with super duper model Adriana Lima on Valentine's Day in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. It was a small, private civil ceremony.

"We are so excited about our future together," said Lima. "And we are really looking forward to a big romantic wedding this summer with all of our friends and family."

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Tonight's episode of The Bachelor features two hours of behind-the-scenes drama and hot-seat interviews with Jason Mesnick and more than a dozen vanquished women, including Jillian Harris, from this 13th season of the reality show.

Given The Bachelor spoilers everyone is talking about, this should be an interesting prelude to the "shocking" and "intimate" season finale(s) next week.

Oh, who are we kidding, we're totally going to watch. Better yet, we'll share our commentary with you throughout, and encourage you to do the same.

Refresh your browser every few minutes during the show - starting at 8 - to read our thoughts on The Bachelor, and leave comments of your own below!

Let's get to it, shall we ...

Jason, Molly, Melissa and Jillian

8:01 ... Free Britney: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand The Bachelor: The Women Tell Very Little and Only What ABC Feeds Them Via Cue Cards All is officially underway!

8:05 ... Hilton Hater: It's official: the Oscar telecast was shorter than this recap.

8:06 ... jillian_fan: How is it even possible that these women actually fall in love with him in such a short time. I hate how they all say "I love you."

8:07 ... Hilton Hater: The reunion show we won't wanna miss? We're already watching! Stop shilling for half a second, Chris!

8:10 ... Free Britney: Chris Harrison is a god.

8:12 ... jillian_fan: Jason is like, "Who was Megan again?"

8:13 ... Free Britney: The first highlight of the whole damn season is Jason's visit to the set of General Hospital? Give it up for cross-promotional marketing!

8:15 ... Hilton Hater: I'm sorry, ABC, did you just say Stephanie coped with her husband's death via The Bachelorette???

8:17 ... Hilton Hater: Can someone send the dove's wife a copy of last season's Bachelorette?

8:18 ... Hilton Hater: The lame joke store called, Chris ...

8:19 ... Free Britney: First base with Molly in the tent? That's it? I feel as if all of those crazy moaning sex noises must have been edited in or something ...

8:23 ... Hilton Hater: Golfing date with Molly? Insert obvious hole in one joke here.

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The creepy Sam Lutfi is now fighting back against Britney Spears' permanent restraining order against him, saying he never threatened her in any way.

Spears was granted a temporary restraining order last month claiming that her former confidant and manager threatened to expose family secrets.

It's Britney Spears, OK!

Brit's camp says Sam's "secrets" have no basis in reality.

This follows the earlier claims of Brit's mom, Lynne Spears, that Sam was mentally abusive and even tried to drug the reeling pop star at one point.

Sam Lutfi is retaliating in legal papers, stating unequivocally that "I have not, in any alleged communications with Britney Spears, her hairdresser or any other person, threatened any act of violence against Britney or her family."


This is a confusing statement, as Britney never accused Sam of threatening violence. Then again, few things Lutfi does make any sense.

Lutfi says he got anonymous text messages saying Jamie Spears, Britney's father and conservator of her legal, financial and medical affairs, was about to release a letter written by the singer "making serious accusations" against him.

Sam - who has already filed one lawsuit against Britney this month, says that he merely called Jamie to discuss the letter. The Spears clan didn't see it that way, especially since Lufti was supposed to cease any and all contact with her.

Meanwhile, an L.A. judge just extended the restraining order against Sam, Adnan Ghalib and Jon Eardley until Wednesday, so Jamie Spears may testify.

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Lisa Rinna formerly starred on Days of Our Lives.

But her appearance on the red carpet of last night's Academy Awards gave our staff the biggest daze of our lives. (Sorry.)

The actress, who has threatened to bare it all in an upcoming issue of Playboy, is a walking example against plastic surgery. The conversations on The Hills are more real than a majority of Rinna's body parts.

If you wanna check out some attractive Oscar fashion, follow our link. If you wanna scoff at what Lisa Rinna has done to herself, click on the pics below...

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Brody Jenner may not be friends with the loathsome Spencer Pratt anymore, but it seems he's channeling his former childhood BFF more and more these days.

That's probably an insult to Jayde Nicole, but you have to admit, photos like this of her with Brody are becoming about as common as similar Speidi pics:

The Man Likes What He Sees

Brody Jenner takes in the view. Hawaii is beautiful this time of year.

The Hills' resident playboy and Jayde Nicole, his Canadian Playboy Playmate of the Year girlfriend, were seen on the beach in Hawaii - in full view of the photos, natch.

If this is an image of them in broad daylight, you can only imagine what goes on behind closed doors with these two. Probably cooking a nice meal and watching DVDs.

This follows their Super Bowl PDA, their nightclub PDAs and ... you get the idea. Hey, it beats Speidi's ugly mugs ... Brody's surname tramp stamp nothwithstanding.

Click to enlarge more photos of Brody and Jayde ...

  • Straddling
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  • Jayde Nicole On Top
  • The Rubdown
  • Jayde Nicole Rides Brody Jenner

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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