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The eighth season cast for Dancing with the Stars will be announced next week.

Before we learn which boring celebrities will be fumbling through the Mambo in March - Donnie Osmond, really?!? - we wanna know which stars you would love to see on the dance floor.

A gorgeous, aspiring fashion designer that always has room for more reality TV? A call girl that sexed up a former governor?

Click on the following photos to get a closer look a a few options our staff has assembled. Then, vote in the poll below...

Which of these celebrities should go Dancing with the Stars?

 

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The Hollywood Gossip's recap of The Bachelor is a rundown of our favorite (and least favorite) moments, with points awarded or deducted as we see fit. Last night, the five women stopped at nothing to impress J-Mes in his native Seattle. Let's get to it ...

Jillian's way with words amazes: "As soon as I saw Jason, I literally catapulted out of the limo." NOTE: Catapult not shown. Plus 5.

Jason: "Today's gonna be an awesome day. I'm gonna show the girls the best of Seattle." - Jason. Not included Last season's NFL or MLB standings. Minus 2.

Molly Malaney, through the glass, during the radio broadcast: "I'm trying to read his lips. He's saying: 'Molly, I love you.'" If he's not, Mols, we sure are! Plus 7.

Speaking of Molly ... there's family beer pong waiting in Michigan?! We gotta start rooting against this girl so someone on our staff can gobble her up. Plus 17.

Why does Jillian try so hard and appear nervous at all times? Her answer to the bedroom question: "I like fun!!! And then... it ends with you wanting to spend the rest of your life with that person." Way to cover all bases. Minus 8.

Come on, Ty. Get your $h!t together. Whining while Jason Mesnick has his shirt off??? Millions of women would kill to be in your position. Minus 12.

Jason Mesnick Shirtless Photo

Jason Mesnick shirtless should not induce whining. Even if you're three.

Must the girls always say the phrase "hometown date" and talk about bringing Jason to their "hometowns" every five seconds? Does anyone really refer to where they live that way? Might want to mix up your scripted lines a bit, ABC. Minus 3.

Plus 15 for Melissa Rycroft casually mentioning that it's hard to bring someone to meet her family ... then in next week's preview, revealing that her parents don't approve at all! The plot thickens. Will this lie-via-omission derail our favorite?

Since Naomi's parents haven't stayed together, Jason worries she may not be the most stable partner. 1. The Bachelor stars are 0-for-12 lifetime. 2. Jason is divorced! Way to gloss over that for the sake of faux controversy. Minus 20.

Obligatory Plus 9 for Chris Harrison. From his mini-recap of the episode with Jason, to reminding us for the 378th time that those who survive tonight's elimination will go on "hometown dates," to his declaration of the final rose each week (ladies, the final rose... as if they forgot), this guy has the best job on TV.

Jason tells Stephanie she's "the greatest person he's ever met." Aside from, you know, the four younger, hotter girls he's keeping around. Minus 7.

TOTAL: +1. A quick list of who's in and out on The Bachelor...

Roses received at ceremony: Molly, Naomi, Melissa, Jillian.

Given the boot by tearful Jason Mesnick: Stephanie.

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When the celebrity gossip world last saw Joe Francis, he was embroiled in a lawsuit with Ashley Dupre, hiring Holly Montag (sister of Heidi) as his new assistant, and generally making a huge, wholly unwelcome ass out of himself.

Hard as it is to believe, someone would actually, willingly like to see Francis again. U.S. District Judge S. James Otero issued a warrant for the Girls Gone Wild CEO arrest today after he failed to show up in court and could not be reached.

Francis, Joe

Francis was needed for a hearing to decide whether his lawyers could remove themselves from his tax evasion case, due to “strategic differences of opinion.”

Joe Francis is a leading expert in getting (often underage) girls out of their clothes in a hurry. Here, he puts on some of said clothes for a disturbing picture.

The lowlife’s trial, which concerns his decision to make $20-30 million in allegedly phony deductions from 2002 to 2003, is scheduled to to begin on March 31.

Hopefully, Joe Francis can find a firm that can represent him with a straight face by then. Or not. Even the Mark Vincent Kaplans of the world have standards.

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Arianna Afsar is only 16 years old.

But the aspiring singer has already packed a lot into her short time on Earth.

This San Diego high school student competed in numerous beauty pageants as a child. Her home town also honored her with Arianna Afsar Day in 2005, in recognition of her efforts as a sixth grader for founding an "Adopt a Grandfriend" program.

Now, Afsar can add American Idol Finalist to this resume, as spoilers have revealed she's one of this season's final 36 contestants. Way to go, girl!

Does she deserve this honor? Watch Arianna's audition and let us know...

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Having nearly cleared an important legal hurdle, it looks like it will be off to the circus for Britney Spears and her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James!

The pop star's upcoming two-month tour was reportedly in trouble because of a snag over whether she could travel with her two boys. No longer.

"Both Sean Preston and Jayden James will, in fact, be joining Britney throughout the duration of her tour," says Britney Spears' official blog today.

Britney's ex, Kevin Federline, has primary custody of the boys, ages 3 and 2, but she has nearly 50-50 access to them in terms of visitation rights.

Spears said she was prepared to nix the tour if the boys could not come. K-Fed's lawyers threatened not to allow that if he weren't properly compensated.

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THE CONSERVATOR: Jamie Spears must approve all arrangements regarding the kids - and the tour - before Britney Spears does anything. [Photos: Splash News]

Officially, it's still not a done deal... nothing has been signed. Though a lot of progress was made yesterday and a deal is expected to be in place soon.

Her widely-anticipated, blockbuster Circus tour kicks off March 3 in New Orleans. "Britney Spears is so excited to kick off her tour," her blog says.

"Britney has been enjoying every moment of rehearsals and is looking forward to performing in front of a live audience again. It's sexy, fun, explosive, and full of surprises," says designer Jamie King of the impending Circus.

We're just happy Sean and Jayden will be joining her.

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Having spent the last month-plus on "vacation" in the island paradise of St. Lucia, recovering addict Amy Winehouse is apparently planning a change of scenery.

She's moving to island drug paradise Jamaica.

The "Rehab" singer, 25, wants to record her hugely-delayed third album in the Caribbean nation where illegal drugs are known to be widely available.

Moreover, her record label will apparently foot the bill for her recording sessions, which are likely to run into tens of thousands of pounds.

Amy has been on holiday in nearby St. Lucia since before Christmas and has told the Island Records brass she does not want to return to England.

There, estranged husband Blake Fielder-Civil is trying to divorce her.

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Amy Winehouse summed up in one photo. [Photo: Splash News]

A source said: “Amy Winehouse is having the time of her life on her St. Lucia holiday and doesn’t want it to end. She is looking and feeling so much better and is worried about the bad influences waiting for her back in London. She has written a big chunk of her new album and has told bosses she wants to go to Jamaica to record it.”

The record label is “fully aware” that Jamaica is awash with drugs like crack cocaine and cannabis. But the source said: “They are keen to accommodate [Amy Winehouse] as long as she keeps getting better and carries on working.”

Hey, whatever works. Producer Mark Ronson said: “She’s got time pencilled in at a studio abroad soon.” Just don't use a pen, though, Mark.

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Olivia Palermo, the socialite co-star and "co-worker" of Whitney Port of MTV's The City, has actually been an aspiring actress for a few years now.

But despite what you might have read, what she does on the glamorous reality show isn't pretend. At least that's what she tells New York Magazine.

"Acting is one of the things I'm interested in, but I completely respect it as an art form that requires lots of talent, dedication and hard work," she said.

Still, getting in front of the cameras does help prepare Olivia Palermo for a life onscreen: "I've gotten so much more comfortable being in front of the cameras over the course of shooting this season. The first few days were a little bit awkward!"

Olivia Palermo, left, with Whitney Port and Erin Lucas.

"Of course, nothing feels 100 percent natural when you're being followed by a camera crew, but I've definitely acclimated. I think that in the first few episodes, that level of discomfort and awkwardness I felt really came through on camera."

Olivia Palermo says she hopes that over the rest of the season on The City, you see more of "the real her," whatever that means. Unfortunately for the young glamazon, even she's not sure what that might look like.

"I never know ahead of time what's going to end up on the show," she said. "So watching all of our stories unfold has been really exciting for me."

Wow, watching your own life as told and interpreted by somebody else. Sounds like what Lauren Conrad has been doing for years now!

Click to enlarge more photos of Olivia Palermo, the self-described "social" from The City (with her co-stars in some shots) ...

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A trio of beautiful actresses walked the red carpet for last night's world premiere of the upcoming romantic comedy, He’s Just Not That Into You.

The event was held at Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Los Angeles, as stars Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Connolly posed for photos and waved to fans.

Take a look at all three stars below:

Who looks best on the red carpet?

 

Click on the photos above, and below, for larger images of each actress at the event:

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Gabriel Aubry isn't satisfied with just one beautiful baby.

The handsome model told People Magazine that he wants to have at least one more child with girlfriend Halle Berry.

"She needs a sibling," Aubry said of daughter Nahla. "I think it's important. I've never known anybody who's had a single child... I believe in big families."

Gabriel Aubrey wants to have sex at least one more time with Halle Berry.

Would he gorgeous girlfriend have any objection to getting knocked up again?

"She's okay with it," he said. "Absolutely."

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From now on, when someone says "Cheeeese," a voice in Miley Cyrus' head should say, "RUN!"

No, the teen icon has not stripped down for any new half-naked photos.

But she has gotten herself mixed up in another picture controversy, this time by striking a pose that some may interpret as being disrespectful of another culture.

In the shot below, Miley is sitting on the lap of boyfriend Justin Gaston. Along with others, she's pulling her eyelids apart, perhaps in a mocking gesture directed at the facial structure of Asians.

Would the photo above be a big deal if Miley Cyrus were a typical 16-year old? Of course not.

Like Michael Phelps and his bong use, however, celebrities - especially those that peddle their image for fortune and fame - are held to a higher standard.

With that in mind, chime in below: Is Miley acting inappropriately in this picture?

 

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