Mischa Barton claims she is "happier and healthier" than ever, despite photographic evidence that makes it difficult to tell the actress apart from a skeleton.

On her most recent blog entry, the former star of The OC writes: "Things are really well in Mischa world and I've just been watching what I eat."

Perhaps that's the problem, Mischa. You are supposed to chew and swallow your food, not just stare at it.

Barton added a message to readers, writing: "To my female fans: Just be happy and secure with yourself and don't let other people's perceptions of you dictate the way you live your life."

Males, however? Feel free to let other people's perceptions of you dictate the way you live your life.

In closing, the awful actress complained about recent media scrutiny: "One minute, I'm too fat, the next I'm too skinny. [The press] is always looking to start rumors and create drama."

Mischa, trust us. You were never too fat. Not once. Not ever. Click on the following photos to see what we mean: