Katy Perry: Not Bumping Uglies with Benji Madden

This just in: Katy Perry's ugly is not bumping the ugly of Benji Madden.

Despite being seated next to Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriend at Las Vegas' Lavo nightclub this weekend, and despite reports that said there was "chemistry" between the pair, Perry has taken to her blog in denial of any hook-up.

"Oh kittens! It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other...doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies!” Perry wrote. “You know I don’t just do that with anyone! I was there celebrating a really fun show and a boozy valentines with all my good friends. We were like a group of 25!”

Contrary to reports, Katy Perry is not taking a serving of Paris Hilton's sloppy seconds.