Shield your eyes, celebrity gossip lovers: it's almost time for Another Night in Chyna.
Adult video distributor Red Light District has announced that a second Joanie Laurer sex tape is on the way. This sequel strikes us as a worse idea than The Pink Panther 2.
"Joanie is a huge celebrity that crosses many markets," said David Joseph, president of Red Light District. "The first movie continues to sell extremely well and the prospect of selling another one was a no-brainer."
Seriously, who wants to spend Another Night in Chyna with Joanie Laurer nude?!?
The original sex tape, One Night in China, somehow broke sales records for the studio; we can only surmise that fans of the steroid-laden former WWE star known as "Chyna" purchased it in order to see if Laurer had male genitals or not.
Red Light District is also responsible for distributing the Paris Hilton, Dustin Diamond and Amy Fisher sex tapes.
If you wish to contact the company, it's located in Hell.