You Snooze You Luz: Jesus Moves in on A-Rod's Girl

Pop queen Madonna has been flaunting her hot, new, ridiculously young boy toy - Brazilian model Jesus Luz, 22 - all over New York City in recent days.

As a result of her actions, her other, slightly less young boy toy, troubled New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez, is reportedly far from pleased.

"It's embarrassing for him because [A-Rod and Madonna] have been so publicly linked," a source close to Rodriguez, 33, tells the N.Y. Daily News.

"Now it looks like he's been dumped for a younger stud."

One wonders how this will impact the baseball star's performance in 2009. The good news? His performance in the clutch cannot get any worse!

SWEET JESUS: Luz and Madonna, who are believed to be dating all of a sudden, are seen here leaving a New York restaurant - and Alex Rodriguez jealous.

Alex Rodriguez, who has been linked to the newly-single Madge after enduring his own high-profile divorce from Cynthia Rodriguez last year, is said to be extremely distraught, especially since Jesus Luz has now dined with her children.

Amusingly enough, though, the New York Daily News source says, Madonna is telling A-Rod it's a "publicity trick" to take the heat off their own romance.

That may take the cake on the list of creative, vague and utterly unprovable excuses. Click to enlarge more pictures of Madonna and Jesus Luz in NYC ...

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[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]