Jessica Simpson Can't Skort Fashion Disaster

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Jessica Simpson's concert tour rolled into Madison Square Garden last night, and for the alleged country singer, well, there was both good news and bad.

She remembered all her song lyrics, made no desperate dedications to Tony Romo and didn't cry a single time - no Grand Rapids meltdown reloaded.

But on the celebrity fashion front, a meltdown would put it mildly.

While her outfit represents an improvement from the mom jeans that sparked the infamous weight gain rumors, her "skort" was a disaster in itself:

The Bad Fashion Winner!

Jessica Simpson explained it this way: "I've had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note. That's why I'm wearing a skort - it's not a skirt, not a short - just so they wouldn't split."

Well, there you have it. R.I.P., short shorts. Hello, skort.

Click to enlarge more pictures of Jessica in her skort thing and showing off serious leg for an appreciative (hopefully earplug-carrying) New York City crowd ...

Skort
Jessica Simpson in a Skort
Blowin' a Kiss
Long, Long Legs
Jessica Simpson in Concert
Wooo, Jessica!
Hearing the Cheers
Perfecting Her Technique

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson