Dear Pamela Anderson,
You used to be very sexy. Heck, you were the sex tape queen long before anyone had ever heard of Paris Hilton. I found this out personally during spring break of my senior year in high school.
But that was a lot time ago. You'll be 42 years old in July and you've had more husbands than Lindsay Lohan has had STDs. We hate to be the ones to tell you this, but your days of being hot are over.
During last week's Richie Rich Fashion Show in New York, you made Rock of Love Bus girls look classy with your runway catwalk. Seriously, it's hard to even look at:
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So, thank you for the memories, Pamela. We'll always have Baywatch. And photos when you used to be hot and naked.
Go be a regular soccer mom. Please.
The Hollywood Gossip staff