Amy Fisher is moving on.
The Long Island Lolita is no longer shooting people in the face or starring in sex tapes.
Instead, Fisher says she's planning to embark on a cross country tour... as a stripper.
"I love to dance, and I'm an exhibitionist," Fisher said of her naked plan. "I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, 'Dear, please put your clothes back on. You're too old.'"
In that case, allow us: Dear, please put your clothes back on. You're too old.
Amy Fisher will soon be stripping at bars around the country. This is only the third strangest thing she's done in her life.
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February 18th, 2009 3:07 PM
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February 18th, 2009 3:25 PM
Amy Fisher wrote a book, found herself a new career and even spent money on getting herself a new face. To see her dreams of normalcy and family happiness tossed aside for these glitter thong, pasty dreams is unreal. She never shot Mary Jo in the face, the gun went off in Amy's hand because it jammed and Mary Jo got shot in the neck. It's amazing that even after all of this time, and all of their pain society is still keen on watching this poor woman make an ass of herself by tearing her clothes off for cash. Joey went down that road and he's a disgusting pig still to this day, and people still overlook the fact that in his era he was a pedophile, Amy was underage. I am genuinely concerned for Amy's future, and feel as though if she feels there is really no hope for her to have any sort of future without this strip tour she should revisit her own words in her book. What a complete travesty.
February 18th, 2009 4:02 PM
...."the gun went off in Amy's hand because it jammed" WRONG!! Guns don't just "go off" unless the triggers are pulled. Guns don't "go off" because their "jammed". This is a typical excuse for someone who shoots first and doesn't think of the consequences.... As a ballistics expert, I can tell you that you can load a gun, and even cock the hammer, and throw it against a wall, and that gun will not "go off" without the trigger being pulled-PERIOD.
February 18th, 2009 4:27 PM
All I can say is this girl (woman now) is a TRIP!!!! I felt awful about the wife getting shot and her husband cheating on her, Mary Jo was a good wife and a nice person so don't get me wrong I am not trying to be cruel or cold. BUT that whole scandal fasinated me!! I mean this girl must have been way into Joey to do what she did!! I mean was he THAT good in the sack??? Talk about fatal attraction!! Or was Amy just crazy??? Old Joey got more than he bargained for when he thought he was just going to fool around with a horny young girl!! But he and Amy both became famous of infamous from all of it!! What a world we live in!! Man what drama!! Like a crazy Lifetime movie!!
February 18th, 2009 4:31 PM
Can't wait to see you again. I've missed you. Mary Jo misses you too. Mary Jo also misses half her face.
February 18th, 2009 4:35 PM
Y-U-C-K!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 18th, 2009 5:01 PM
I almost hate to be the voice that represents the majority of men old enough to remember when, in 1991, New York school children were asked to name their greatest role models. The result was a tie between president George H. Bush and none other than Amy Fisher.
The fact is that Amy Fisher's image, complete with the vibe of an obvious victim of a predator, was alluring back then and it remains alluring to this day.
I would be still more drawn to Amy Fisher had she not attempted to alter her look just a bit, in reaction to all of the negative attention.
Now in truth, she DID shoot someone, and she IS guilty of that, but she did her time, and no question she was coerced by Joey either directly or indirectly.
Fact is that I and most other males who took more than glancing or passing interest in Amy Fisher and her story would be quite curious to see her naked and expressing herself on stage.
None of us can really fathom the internal effects of having been *inspired* through all that Amy went through at such a young age by Joey Buttafuoco. It is mainly for that reason that Amy Fisher should be respected in her new pursuits.
Much like notorious O. J. Simpson, living next door to Amy Fisher wouldn't put anybody in greater harm in 2008 than would be the case if living next door to any random person.
The difference between O. J. Simpson and Amy Fisher is that Amy Fisher was a minor when she committed her crime, while O.J. Simpson wasn't coerced by anyone. Also, Amy Fisher cannot be termed a murderer.
Society didn't convict O.J. in criminal court at all, and allows him annual earnings of about $250,000, while Amy Fisher has paid her penalty behind bars. I say let her make some money this way if she can.
I'm interested enough to go and see her if she turns up in my area!
February 18th, 2009 5:51 PM
She looks like she road a lot of Johnny mop in jail.
February 18th, 2009 6:47 PM
I have seen Amy on many occaisons at a local store in the area we live in, Besides the fact that she is absolutely gorgeous, She also had a lot of talent writing articles for a Long Island paper. I wish people would give her a break.
July 8th, 2009 5:24 PM
Give her a break?? no one gave Mary Jo any breaks and she was the innocent one in the whole mess--most guilty?? that would be the murderer Amy Fisher--just because Mary Jo didn't die doesn't mean that b__ch did'nt premeditate murdering her and followed thru all the way to Mary Jo's door. Amy did everything within her power to plot and kill Mary Jo from pure jealousy it was a stroke of luck or an angel of mercy that jilted the path of that bullet just enough to save her life--gun jamming bull--! standing on the doorstep with a loaded gun and pulling the trigger says it all--actions speak louder than words-and Amy's actions shout out loud what a POS she is --please throw the b$@%ch back in jail