Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 67th week. How does one play the Caption Contest?
This week's contest - featuring an American Idol that needs no introduction - was won by Alan Hochbaum. Congratulations! Thanks to all for playing this week!

What's the matter Simon? Not Randy?























January 30th, 2009 4:08 PM
S: Two bloody million a year to tear apart total hacks? Hard to beat that.
P: Mental high-five.
January 30th, 2009 4:22 PM
Simon: Please get off me.
Paula: I need a drink.
January 30th, 2009 11:43 PM
I would never be this close to you if I wasn't getting paid so much.
January 31st, 2009 5:38 AM
paula thinking: I hope he can't smell that little fart I did
simon thinking: geez I knew those nachos were a bad idea for her
January 31st, 2009 6:26 PM
What's the matter Simon? Not Randy?
February 1st, 2009 1:36 AM
Jesus,Paula,try a tic-tac!
February 1st, 2009 1:49 AM
Simon,move your hand! You know how the National Enqirer is!
February 2nd, 2009 11:20 AM
i dont like simon but it was cute