The Hollywood Gossip Kaption Kontest 65

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Kaption Kontest, a Friday tradition, now in its 65th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

With a patriotic Kim Kardashian as our photo subject, the opportunity was great. But there can be only one winner, and we've selected js. Congratulations!

Raise your hand if you have hit this!!

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Kim's so proud her family came to the USA to give her the right to be a Spokes-Whore whenever solicited! When her mom slash manager was asked by Pepsi to do the gig she said, “Kim don’t care as long as the money’s good! In the old country, families just get food for their daughter’s services.�

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Guy's, bring in the elephant, the statues not making Kim look smaller.

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Raise your hand if you have hit this!!

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dont luk d statue..luk at my thighs...yeh?

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Kim: I have bigger boobs than this chick, right?

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So what is it?, If i drink all this Pepsi you'll take my picture? OK, sounds like a fair deal

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Kim: [thinking] OMG, this election is going to be so exciting. I really hope Obama wins. I can't wait to vote!

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Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe heavy in sex tapes.

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Wait, lemme turn back for all you kraving photogs!

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I am going to try and sleep with the statue of liberty and record it.... Maybe then I will be ever more famous!!

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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