Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Kaption Kontest, a Friday tradition, now in its 65th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?
With a patriotic Kim Kardashian as our photo subject, the opportunity was great. But there can be only one winner, and we've selected js. Congratulations!

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January 16th, 2009 3:09 PM
Reggie: [not pictured] I prefer Coke!
January 16th, 2009 3:10 PM
God Bless Kim-merica!
January 16th, 2009 3:19 PM
I am going to try and sleep with the statue of liberty and record it.... Maybe then I will be ever more famous!!
January 16th, 2009 4:42 PM
Wait, lemme turn back for all you kraving photogs!
January 16th, 2009 5:33 PM
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe heavy in sex tapes.
January 16th, 2009 5:34 PM
Kim: [thinking] OMG, this election is going to be so exciting. I really hope Obama wins. I can't wait to vote!
January 16th, 2009 5:40 PM
So what is it?, If i drink all this Pepsi you'll take my picture? OK, sounds like a fair deal
January 16th, 2009 6:13 PM
Kim: I have bigger boobs than this chick, right?
January 17th, 2009 5:57 AM
dont luk d statue..luk at my thighs...yeh?
January 17th, 2009 11:13 AM
Raise your hand if you have hit this!!