The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 64
Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 63rd week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?
A picture of R&B crooner / part-time bizarre sex act star R. Kelly is destined to make it challenging to choose a winner. But we picked kris. Congratulations!
5... 5 dollar... 5 dollar FOOT LONG!!
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January 12th, 2009 10:18 AM
Sure I can pee on a girl through a hole this size. Please, make it at least some kind of a challenge.
January 10th, 2009 7:42 PM
5...5 dollar...5 dollar FOOT LONG!!
January 10th, 2009 5:39 PM
i want a big mac this big...mhm i'm loving it
January 10th, 2009 2:31 PM
I left a piss puddle on her thiiiiis wide.....
January 9th, 2009 6:33 PM
I like um this BIG! Double D's Baby!!!!!!!!
January 9th, 2009 6:11 PM
Seriously I can stretch my ass THIS wide
January 9th, 2009 4:09 PM
[insert rack here]
January 9th, 2009 4:01 PM
To All Teenage Girls (and some boys): Be prepared; I am THIS big!
January 9th, 2009 3:41 PM
It's not a fun sex act unless you soak the girl with this much urine!
January 9th, 2009 3:38 PM
I'm into girls about this size. Seriously. Like 5-year-olds.