The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 64

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 63rd week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

A picture of R&B crooner / part-time bizarre sex act star R. Kelly is destined to make it challenging to choose a winner. But we picked kris. Congratulations!

5... 5 dollar... 5 dollar FOOT LONG!!

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R. Kelly Biography

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