Terrell Owens: Reality TV Star

Sorry, Ray J.

You're no longer the most ridiculous reality show contestant to be featured on VH1.

Indeed, the network will air The Terrell Owens Project this summer. It's a good thing, too. We've gone days without hearing stories about this self-serving NFL locker room cancer.

“We are thrilled to bring such a great athlete, who is one of the biggest names and personalities in all the world of sports to VH1 for a surprising high octane look inside his superstar life off the field,” said Jeff Olde, VH1's Executive Vice President of Original Programming & Production.

We can only hope this series inspires a bevy of future athlete-based reality shows, such as:

• Not Quite Newlyweds, starring Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson
• The Mole: Trainer Edition, starring Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Greg Anderson and Brian McNamee
• Too Big Brother, starring Mark and Jay McGwire
• American League Idle, starring often tired Rocco Baldelli and oft-injured Carl Pavano
• Chad Johnson Presents: America's Best Touchdown Dance Crew