Nicole Richie? Come, gone, popped out a kid.
Kim Kardashian? Come (on tape), gone, about to settle down.
Brittany Flickinger? Contrived reality show confidante, already sent packing.
Indeed, Paris Hilton hasn't had the best of luck in the friend department. But the socialite knows who to blame for this development: everyone else!
Hilton recently said her fame and fortune made it hard to bond with supposedly close pals:
"It's difficult because you never know what people's intentions are, and I think a lot of girls have become my friend for the wrong reasons and used me."
The solution? Another reality show, of course!
Paris was recently spotted across the Atlantic Ocean, hyping her series, Paris Hilton's British Best Friend. No doubt this will lead to true, long-lasting friendship.
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[Photo Credits: Splash News]