Darn. We almost wrote that entire headline with a straight face.

In a new interview with Great Britain's Glamour, Paris Hilton says she's simply a big tease; only a select few men have actually spent time in Paris.

"I've only done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss," Hilton said. "I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive.

If you give it up to a guy he won't respect you; he'll want you much more if he can't have you."

And if you make a sex tape with a guy, you and him can peddle it for millions!

Paris Hilton is rumored to be dating George Clooney. According to the very pure socialite, Clooney isn't even getting sex out of this arrangement.