Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 63rd week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

A picture of R&B crooner / part-time bizarre sex act star R. Kelly is destined to make it challenging to choose a winner. But we picked kris. Congratulations!

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In this economy, no job is safe.

Fortunately, Zac Efron appears to recognize that fact, as the High School Musical hottie is making sure to save every last penny these days.

Posted in: Zac Efron