The bar keeps being lowered.

Who knew marrying Tom Cruise meant saying goodbye to looking hot forever? It's a sad state of affairs, but Katie Holmes appears to have willingly entered into such a pact, at least, and passed on what's left of her good genes to Suri Cruise.

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As celebrity gossip sites (and celebrities themselves) continue to buzz over her curvier new figure, the embattled Jessica Simpson emerged Wednesday night.

Bundled up in a gray jacket, dark sunglasses and a hat, the usually bubbly alleged singer - set to perform with Rascal Flatts at the John Paul Jones Arena in Charlottesville, Virginia - was looking a bit solemn, reserved and even camera-shy.

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America's favorite hot conservative pundit, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, is pregnant with her third child, she is set to announce Thursday morning on The View.

The 31-year-old Elisabeth and her husband, Tim Hasselbeck, 30, are already the proud parents of 3-year-old daughter Grace, and son Taylor Thomas, who just celebrated his first birthday November 9. Congratulations to the happy couple!

Posted in: Celebrity Babies

In beautiful Wiltshire, England, sits a pleasant country estate for rent.

It's worth approximately $1.5 million and offers potential residents peace, tranquility, nine bedrooms, five baths and a $h!tload of filth to navigate through.

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Britney Spears' father Jamie simply does not get enough credit.

Sure, he gets a solid $1,500 a week in compensation for making sure his daughter doesn't go off the rails. But after the work he's done for humanity, he's underpaid.

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Short shorts. Big sunglasses. Knee-high boots. Red, flowery shirt of some kind. All of these elements comprise the latest fashion from The Hills' Audrina Patridge.

Because Justin-Bobby is not in this picture, it's automatically a winner. But in terms of purely the fashion involved, that's a different story. Well? What do you think?

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