Mischa Barton Bikini Photos, Courtesy of Mischa Barton

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Wow. When you've resorted to posting bikini photos of yourself on your own website in a shameless bid to stay relevant, the following things are true:

  • You have too much free time, and may want to consider filling it with some more acting roles, or at least eating the occasional sandwich.
  • Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, whose nauseating, staged pics sell for modest sums 2-3 times a week, are totally bigger stars than you.
  • You are trying to show Cisco Adler what he's missing.

Okay, so the third one is a guess, but there's no disputing the first two.

Mischa Barton, Boyfriend

Mischa Barton is really scraping the bottom of the barrel, but hey, we'll bite and give her what she craves - a little attention. Here's a sort of hot pic:

It's a slow news day anyway. Click to enlarge more Mischa Barton bikini photos, courtesy of Mischa Barton in a bikini on Mischa Barton dot com ...

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She looks gross. Not at all attractive in my book. Way too white. Girl needs to get a tan.

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Hey! Can't you tell that the picture with her looking over the shoulder has been altered, retouched, photo shopped or whatever at the back of the thighs!!!

Mischa Barton Biography

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Mischa Barton Quotes

I don’t care if people try to put me down. I just think it’s so sad that that’s what people spend their time doing. It might sound crazy, but I’m a really nice person.

Mischa Barton

That was a low point for me. I never, ever would have thought I would be arrested. I was disappointed because it associated me with a group of girls that I would rather not be associated with.

Mischa Barton [on DUI arrest]
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