In order for Brody Jenner to garner a new best pal via his new reality show, Bromance, the aspiring bros must first pass the all-important BFF test.
Enter Lauren Conrad.
In tonight's episode of Jenner's new series his old flame quizzes his potential "bros" on crucial topics such as one-night stands and pickup lines.
The guy who Conrad deems the best fit for Jenner wins "alone time" with him to bond later in the episode. Yes, this show is evidently serious.
While some of the guys are honest, others try to say what they think Lauren Conrad wants to hear. Take Jared's thoughts on one-night stands:
He's "not for 'em or against 'em." While Conrad seems impressed, Jared later admits off-camera that he was "just feeding her bulls--t to win."
Luke, on the other hand, clearly just goes for a laugh when recounting his favorite pick-up line: "You wanna go halves... on a baby?!"