Kim Kardashian has finally discovered something larger than her ass.

The reality TV star recently modeled a pair of "Maison Martin Margiela," as she refers to the monstrosities below as in her official blog.

Kardashian kontinues, stating she has "just got the dopest new sunglasses," adding that others "might think they are weird, but I don't care! I DIE for them!"

We think there are other kauses Kim might be better served sacrificing herself for...