Celebrity Fashion Police Issue APB on Katie Holmes

That means "all points bulletin" for those of you unfamiliar with the acronym. Sorry if there was any confusion there. We imagine you're familiar with bad Katie Holmes fashion, though, so now it should make perfect sense.

Take a look at this ridiculous getup as the actress - who's in good spirits at least - Holmes smiled and greeted fans after her Broadway show "All My Sons" ...

Not sure what that thing on her head is supposed to be, but the Celebrity Fashion Police are currently offering a substantial reward for Katie Holmes' arrest.

Even Suri Cruise (conspicuously absent) couldn't bear to be seen around this outfit. Click to enlarge more photos of the fashion-challenged fugitive from the style police ...

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]