Brody Jenner Discusses Conquests Past and Present

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Brody Jenner was on the Howard Stern show yesterday promoting his homoerotic reality show Bromance, but rest assured, he spent most of the time dishing on various ladies he’s seen naked. Seems to be a trend on Stern's program.

What else is he supposed to talk about, though? You don't ask Kim Kardashian to discuss her career aspirations or political views, do you?

Smiling Brody and Jayde

No. Back to Brody Jenner - The Hills hunk revealed he’s had four girls in bed at once, and while he only had sex with one of them (his girlfriend, natch), he kept the others "entertained." We doubt it was these four, but who knows:


Brody Jenner also talked about some of his bedroom escapades:

Nicole Richie was good in bed, but Brody didn’t want to dish too much since “she’s married now.” NOTE: She's not, but we appreciate the sentiment.

Lindsay Lohan and Brody made out once, while he was sandwiched between her and her best friend in a bed. Hmm. Courtenay Semel, perhaps? Gross.

Lilo was apparently a “fun girl,” but Brody Jenner didn't make it past first base with her. Maybe she was fantasizing about girl-on-girl action throughout?

Jayde Nicole, Playboy’s Playmate of the Year and Brody’s current girlfriend, is his best lay ever. Brody says he likes girls who are “a little wild” and Jayde qualifies. Umm, have you seen a picture of Jayde Nicole nude? Check, please.

Spencer Pratt, Brody's former BFF, “knows exactly what he’s doing,” says Jenner. Would Heidi Montag would say the same about Spencer in the sack? We have no idea, but just threw up a little having written and pondered that question.

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Look at the skinny old pathetic low-class c grade idiot..ugly stinkling whore...she looks liek she stinks...audrina ...does it even need a last name/ I dont think its worth it.

Brody Jenner Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Sam Brody Jenner

Brody Jenner Quotes

[Spencer bails on Brody's BBQ]
Brody Jenner: Just stop flaking out. I mean if you're going to make plans with me then just stick with it.
Spencer Pratt: You're a lot like LC over here.
Brody Jenner: I understand that you're in love. But it just sucks when you just flake out on your homies like this all the time.

You said you've been a bachelor for 23 years... that's good because you're about to get married, and you won't have any sex. I know some married couples, dude. They don't have sex!

Brody Jenner [trying to talk Spencer Pratt out of his engagement to Heidi Montag]
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