2009 is off to a vomit-inducing start.

Former talk show host and constantly grating human being Star Jones was spotted in St. Bart's earlier this week... and she was wearing - gulp! - a bikini.

The scars from Jones's 2003 gastric bypass surgery are in full view, as the attention-seeking celebrity is proving she'll go to any length in order to make headlines...

This just in: Star Jones is no Marisa Miller.