Audrina Patridge Reveals Significant Clue to Big Mystery

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Forget Lost spoilers. This is a mystery we've been trying to get to the bottom of for the longest time. Mostly because "research" involves major ogling.

There really wasn't much debate, to be honest. The poll below, which we started months ago, is fairly conclusive. And c'mon, just look at those things.

Kristin and Audrina

Natural female chestal regions simply do not resemble those of Audrina Patridge, but there was no official confirmation of their enhancement until now.

With "a beautiful lie" emblazoned across them, a sly smile and a shrug of the shoulders, Audzo pretty much puts this age-old question to rest for good ...

A BEAUTIFUL LIE: Saying Audrina Patridge's boobs are real would qualify as such.

One mystery left unresolved, however, is why she continues to date Justin-Bobby. Despite numerous douchebag-like qualities, dude just keeps hanging around.

Sigh. In any case, The Hills hottie is everywhere these days - and we know two big reasons why. Tell us what you think about this (fairly obvious) issue below:

Audrina Patridge's boobs are totally ...

 

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There should have been a 3rd option that said "I don't care, I just want to motor boat her."

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i've seen her in person and there is NO WAY a person who is that skinny can have natural boobs that big.... (as real ones are essentially just fat cells)

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She dates him cause she is a low self esteem slut who likes bad boys. If she had a backbone, she would never even have talked to him. I feel sorry for her.

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She dates him cause she is a low self esteem slut who likes bad boys. If she had a backbone, she would never even have talked to him. I feel sorry for her.

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She dates him cause she is a low self esteem slut who likes bad boys. If she had a backbone, she would never even have talked to him. I feel sorry for her.

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Nah. He's a douchebag.

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who cares. they look so good on her! and i'm jealous, and justin-bobby is sexy. he's not a douche-bag. he's just openly different. most of us tend to hide our true selves and think others are weird when they dont.

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who cares. they look so good on her! and i'm jealous, and justin-bobby is sexy. he's not a douche-bag. he's just openly different. most of us tend to hide our true selves and think others are weird when they dont.

Audrina Patridge Biography

Audrina Patridge in a Bikini Audrina Patridge stars on The Hills. Maybe you recognize Audrina Patridge from that show ... or from those hot nude pics that surfaced... More »
Born
Birthplace
Yorba Linda, California
Full Name
Audrina Cathleen Patridge

Audrina Patridge Quotes

[The role is] giving me the chance to show people [what I can do]. This is why I moved to L.A.

Audrina Patridge [on snagging a movie role]

Lauren Conrad [on a random Les Deux club-goer]: He thinks I like him.
Audrina Patridge: He thinks you like him?
Lauren Conrad: Seriously, I never wanted to stab myself in the eye more.

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