January 2009 Gossip Archive

As we touched upon in our earlier examination of celebrity quotes on this important subject, Kim Kardashian is sick and tired of celeb gossip sites giving Jessica Simpson such a hard time over new and wildly controversial full figure.

"EVERYONE seems to be asking me about Jessica Simpson's alleged weight gain. I think it's absolutely ridiculous," blogged Kim Kardashian, adding that she's "probably twice Jessica's size, so what do you guys think of me then?"

Well, guys, you can answer that below:

Who would you rather ...

There was once a time when this was such a no-brainer, it wouldn't even be asked. Orlando Bloom was - and perhaps still is - one of Hollywood's top stud muffins.

Nowadays, though? Well, this picture of the shirtless actor chatting on his phone in between filming Sympathy for Delicious in downtown Los Angeles sums it up.

Well? Would you still... you know? The on-again-off-again boyfriend of Miranda Kerr seems to have put on a few pounds ... and the hair is another topic entirely:

[Photo Credit: Splash News Online]

Would you hit it?

Coca Rain is just pure sexiness. - Coca Rain

For the Love of Ray J premieres this Monday night on VH1.

Say what you want about the women that introduce themselves to the show's star in the following video, but one thing is clear:

These ladies know their subject.

From Coco Rain to Chardonnay to Marilena, each aspiring subject greets viewers with her best Kim Kardashian sex tape impression.

Watch, enjoy and question whether this reality show truly is the end of humanity...

Wait, there's more from what's sure to be the naughtiest show in the history of television!

Click on the following pictures to take a closer look at the trio of suitors mentioned above. Consider this a still shot preview of the next Ray J sex tape...

Oh Adnan Ghalib and Sam Lutfi, how we have missed thee at The Hollywood Gossip. Jamie Spears, on the other hand? He'd like to never see them again.

Britney Spears' father has obtained three restraining orders - against her ex-boyfriend, her ex-manager and his attorney, according to court documents.

Jamie Spears and lawyer Andrew Wallet, who oversee Britney's affairs as co-conservators, allege that the three men "are now working in concert to disrupt the conservatorship with utter disregard for Ms. Spears' health and well being."

Spears' father says Britney's cell phone records indicate "numerous telephone conversations" as well as text messages with her ex-manager, Sam Lutfi, and former boyfriend, celebrity news photographer Adnan Ghalib.

SHADY AND SHADIER: Britney Spears hangers-on Adnan Ghalib, left, and Sam Lutfi.

"[Britney] innocently informs [Adnan Ghalib] of her destinations and he then arranges for paparazzi to meet and film her to his financial benefit," Jamie Spears says in court documents. "[Adnan] is harmful to Ms. Spears and to her recovery."

Her father also alleges that on December 27 and December 28, 2008, Sam Lutfi tried to contact Britney Spears through her hairdresser with the message that Lutfi was "not responsible for the conservatorship" of Jamie Spears.

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As we've discussed at length, Jessica Simpson weighs a lot more than she did a few months ago. Now various celebrities are weighing in themselves on that topic...

Nick Lachey: I can't believe people are making such a huge deal about it. I'm never ceased to be amazed by people's reactions to things. | permalink

Paula Abdul: I think this is absolutely ridiculous. People are being so mean. People don't realize that it's damaging to one's psyche. For women, it's hard enough to be accepted for how you are. She's a beautiful girl. | permalink

Lisa Rinna: She looks fine; she looks great. If she's happy, who cares? I'm disgusted by it, to be honest with you. She looks healthy, she's got curves, she's Jessica Simpson! Give me a break! | permalink

Rose McGowan: I think Jessica Simpson should tell them to 'eff off.' It's sad because you see a lot of male actors who gain a lot of weight in between roles. The reality is, if I went and gained 30 pounds in between roles, I wouldn't get roles. I think that's sexism, and it drives me crazy! | permalink

Nicky Hilton: I think it sucks. I think the media is very cruel with that stuff. | permalink

Jordana Brewster: I think she is beautiful. I think it's really, really hard in Hollywood because there is an absurd standard that is really hard. It absolutely sucks. She shouldn't be judged so harshly. | permalink

Tori Spelling: She looks great. To be honest, I haven't noticed a difference, so all of a sudden when I saw her on the cover, in my opinion, she's [still] Jessica Simpson. You know what this means? She's still really popular. | permalink

Nick Lachey: I wish her nothing but the best, and I hope she's happy - whatever size that comes in. | permalink

Heidi Klum: There are always people who are quick to offer an opinion and when you are in the public eye, people will always talk about you and put their opinions on you. That's what you get when you're in the public eye. But people need to be happy with the way they are. | permalink

Kim Kardashian: LEAVE HER ALONE!!! She is gorgeous. The fact that the media is sending this message to young girls is mind blowing! | permalink

Jessica Simpson: Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today we focus on so many things that are completely pointless. | permalink

Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 67th week. How does one play the Caption Contest?

This week's contest - featuring an American Idol that needs no introduction - was won by Alan Hochbaum. Congratulations! Thanks to all for playing this week!

What's the matter Simon? Not Randy?

Proving that she doesn't need a disgraced, hockey-playing ex making lewd comments about her in order to make celebrity news headlines, the NHL's hottest neighborhood bicycle, Elisha Cuthbert, heats up the pages of Complex magazine.

The actress hasn't been in anything noteworthy in a while, but she's still the hottest export from Canada since ... well, Evangeline Lilly. Sorry, Elisha.

Yowza. We're pretty sure this sentence has never been spoken before in the history of the English language, but you are one lucky man, Dion Phaneuf. And we're not talking about the Calgary Flames' lead in the Northwest Division.

Click to enlarge more Elisha Cuthbert photos from Complex ...

It was play time for Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian last night.

The sisters hung out at the Pepsi Max Lounge in Tampa, a function room set up to hold pre-game parties prior to Sunday's Super Bowl.

Who is better looking: Kim Kardashian or Kourtney Kardashian?

Click on the pics below for more shots of the sisters at this event. Warning: one of them truly showcases Kim's enormous boobs...

As we talked about at the end of last year, 2008 was a great year for plastic surgery. But there's plenty more where that came from - past and future!

Having said that, The Hollywood Gossip is pleased to announce its inaugural Celebrity Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame class of nine worthy inductees.

They aren't the first, nor will they be the last, to go under the knife and alter their looks unnecessarily. But they most certainly are a deserving bunch.

Without further ado, let's look at the Hall of Famers ...

The Hills' Heidi Montag was a cute girl, but decided that the stereotypical Hollywood bleach-blond tramp look worked better. At least she proudly admits it!

Nice lips, Brittany Murphy. They really look better now that they've quadrupled in size. Makes you wonder why more girls don't have this done as soon as they turn 12.

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Jorge Nunez.

Remember that name.

According to the latest round of American Idol spoilers, this aspiring singer has moved on to the final 36 of season eight.

Anyone that watched last night's audition can understand why. Check it out now:

How far do you think Jorge Nunez can go this season?