Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 62nd week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?
This week's photo of a very perplexed Brooke Hogan yielded some great replies, but we chose sarah heskew. Congrats! The winning entry appears below ...

Oh sh!t, what was I here for again, was it bleach? No... was it a new barely there shirt? No... oh yea, condoms... oh wait, I'm in a watch store .. nevermind.























December 26th, 2008 5:12 PM
So many ugly dresses to buy, so little time...
December 26th, 2008 5:14 PM
Hmmm... Is that my mom and my former classmate? Couldn't be.
December 26th, 2008 10:06 PM
oooohhh! that hottie is saa HOT!
December 26th, 2008 10:07 PM
oooohhh! that hottie is soo HOT!
December 26th, 2008 11:17 PM
I wonder if my camo outfit will let me pull a Winona.
December 27th, 2008 12:30 AM
Oh look there's one of my old classmates... S**t where's my Mum? I should probably ask him out before she does. He's mine woman stay away!
December 27th, 2008 12:45 AM
If I were a girl what would I buy????
December 27th, 2008 8:09 AM
Hm.... cup size DD or DDD..... decisions decisions....
December 27th, 2008 10:23 AM
Hmmm... is that Jennifer making out with Daddy over there or me?
December 27th, 2008 10:56 AM
Now which aisle can I get a career on?