The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 62

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 62nd week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

This week's photo of a very perplexed Brooke Hogan yielded some great replies, but we chose sarah heskew. Congrats! The winning entry appears below ...

Confused Brooke

Oh sh!t, what was I here for again, was it bleach? No... was it a new barely there shirt? No... oh yea, condoms... oh wait, I'm in a watch store .. nevermind.

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Did I remember to put on underwear??????

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Now if you shave the front of his head, add a bandana and bleach the hair white and tan the skin orange he'll be ready to date.

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hmm..maybe i should take that offer to do porn after all

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Now which aisle can I get a career on?

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Hmmm... is that Jennifer making out with Daddy over there or me?

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Hm.... cup size DD or DDD..... decisions decisions....

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If I were a girl what would I buy????

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Oh look there's one of my old classmates... S**t where's my Mum? I should probably ask him out before she does. He's mine woman stay away!

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I wonder if my camo outfit will let me pull a Winona.

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oooohhh! that hottie is soo HOT!

Brooke Hogan Biography

Brooke and her Cleavage Brooke Hogan is the daughter of a very famous wrestler. She has an awful singing voice and maybe even worse taste in fashion. Brooke does... More »
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Brooke Hogan

Brooke Hogan Quotes

I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.

Brooke Hogan

I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore.

Brooke Hogan