Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 60th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?
When John Mayer points at a Marley & Me poster, the material is endless. We chose the entry sent in by NotAJohnMayerFan as the winner. Congratulations ...
If John got the leading role instead of Owen, the movie would be called Douchebag and Me.
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December 12th, 2008 3:06 PM
Seriously, guys, Don Rickles is so much funnier than Owen Wilson.
December 12th, 2008 3:07 PM
Owen Wilson's body? Not a wonderland, folks!
December 12th, 2008 3:07 PM
I'm totally gonna bang this person next
December 12th, 2008 3:08 PM
I own these bitches
December 12th, 2008 5:06 PM
I date her! That's right I date her, anybody want an interview with me? No?
December 12th, 2008 5:07 PM
Movie will be a flop!! Owen Wilson sucks!! Jen's movie choices not the best. It will fail it comparison to the book. Skip it!
December 12th, 2008 7:12 PM
Look, someone who DOESN'T look like a drug addict. I'm such a catch.
December 12th, 2008 8:29 PM
I think Jen should date Owen Wilson. They make a better couple than her and John. John seems like such a player.
December 13th, 2008 12:12 AM
Ha! I look way better then him.
December 13th, 2008 3:36 AM
"Jen's body is a wonderland--yup, I've been there and done that. Owen only wishes he could explore that, baby!"