The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 59 Comments (Page 2)

22 Comments

11. HurleyTurley
    December 6th, 2008 8:58 AM
    

    I had to bang Mrs. Claus for this hat.

12. Ricka
    December 6th, 2008 5:29 AM
    

    CAUTION: DANGEROUS SANTA!

13. ACISME?
    December 6th, 2008 4:26 AM
    

    Why judge her?

14. Tash
    December 6th, 2008 2:55 AM
    

    We wish you a merry christmas,
    We wish you a merry christmas,
    We wish you a merry christmas,
    What's that HO doing there?
    

15. Holly
    December 5th, 2008 6:54 PM
    

    Putting the "ho" in holidays since 1986!!!

16. brooke
    December 5th, 2008 6:08 PM
    

    they said "ho" would make more sense with the hat on.

17. Hilton Hater
    Rank: Staff Member
    December 5th, 2008 5:53 PM
    

    A chimney isn't the only thing Santa Claus has been inside recently...

18. lydia
    December 5th, 2008 5:31 PM
    

    Ho ho ho, where is the blow!

19. yolanda
    December 5th, 2008 5:08 PM
    

    I know this sounds pathetic, but I can't get any more good roles so I got this Santa gig 'cause I kinda need the money ...

20. hoezz
    December 5th, 2008 5:07 PM
    

    Depending on if you've been good, bad or REALLY bad this year, you'll be getting presents, coal or handjobs.

22. xmas_fan
    December 5th, 2008 5:06 PM
    

    **linds' blackberry buzzes** Text Message: "Santa, you are needed back at the North Pole urgently. A Mr. Calum Best says all he got was coal last year and is very upset. Sincerely, Mister Elf."

23. steff
    December 5th, 2008 5:04 PM
    

    I know who I want on my lap (Samantha)! C'mon over baby!