The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 59

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 59th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

This photo of a very bad Santa, Lindsay Lohan, was guaranteed to get good responses. We chose Frank as the winner. Congrats and thanks to all for playing!

Now which one of you girls wants to be the first to sit on Santa's face?

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there's mistletoe in my vagina

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"Last Christmas, I gave you some fun, but the very next day,you pushed me away. This year, to save me some dough, I'm screwing another hoe..."

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Still with Samantha, Lindsay Lohan probably won't be seeing any Christmas balls this year.

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CAUTION sitting on this Santa's lap may be hazardous to your health. Possible risks include lesbian tendencies, douche bag father and skanky-ass mother behavior, experimenting with drugs and excessive need to be a whore. Proceed with caution.

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You can't see it, but Samantha has her finger in my ass right now.

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dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh, oh what fun it is to ride ... Samantha!!! YEE-HA!

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guess who got an STD in her stocking this year!

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"Don we now our gay apparel... FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA"

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"Samantha got run over by a reindeer..."

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Now which one of you girls wants to be the first to sit on Santa's face?