Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 59th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?
This photo of a very bad Santa, Lindsay Lohan, was guaranteed to get good responses. We chose Frank as the winner. Congrats and thanks to all for playing!

Now which one of you girls wants to be the first to sit on Santa's face?























December 5th, 2008 5:04 PM
I know who I want on my lap (Samantha)! C'mon over baby!
December 5th, 2008 5:06 PM
**linds' blackberry buzzes** Text Message: "Santa, you are needed back at the North Pole urgently. A Mr. Calum Best says all he got was coal last year and is very upset. Sincerely, Mister Elf."
December 5th, 2008 5:07 PM
Depending on if you've been good, bad or REALLY bad this year, you'll be getting presents, coal or handjobs.
December 5th, 2008 5:08 PM
I know this sounds pathetic, but I can't get any more good roles so I got this Santa gig 'cause I kinda need the money ...
December 5th, 2008 5:31 PM
Ho ho ho, where is the blow!
December 5th, 2008 5:53 PM
A chimney isn't the only thing Santa Claus has been inside recently...
December 5th, 2008 6:08 PM
they said "ho" would make more sense with the hat on.
December 5th, 2008 6:54 PM
Putting the "ho" in holidays since 1986!!!
December 6th, 2008 2:55 AM
We wish you a merry christmas,
We wish you a merry christmas,
We wish you a merry christmas,
What's that HO doing there?
December 6th, 2008 4:26 AM
Why judge her?