The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 59
Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 59th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?
This photo of a very bad Santa, Lindsay Lohan, was guaranteed to get good responses. We chose Frank as the winner. Congrats and thanks to all for playing!

Now which one of you girls wants to be the first to sit on Santa's face?
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December 7th, 2008 9:55 PM
there's mistletoe in my vagina
December 7th, 2008 5:19 PM
"Last Christmas, I gave you some fun, but the very next day,you pushed me away. This year, to save me some dough, I'm screwing another hoe..."
December 7th, 2008 4:33 PM
Still with Samantha, Lindsay Lohan probably won't be seeing any Christmas balls this year.
December 7th, 2008 12:31 AM
CAUTION sitting on this Santa's lap may be hazardous to your health. Possible risks include lesbian tendencies, douche bag father and skanky-ass mother behavior, experimenting with drugs and excessive need to be a whore. Proceed with caution.
December 6th, 2008 10:39 PM
You can't see it, but Samantha has her finger in my ass right now.
December 6th, 2008 7:40 PM
dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh, oh what fun it is to ride ... Samantha!!! YEE-HA!
December 6th, 2008 7:37 PM
guess who got an STD in her stocking this year!
December 6th, 2008 5:59 PM
"Don we now our gay apparel... FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA"
December 6th, 2008 5:57 PM
"Samantha got run over by a reindeer..."
December 6th, 2008 10:09 AM
Now which one of you girls wants to be the first to sit on Santa's face?