The Hills Recap: "Mr. & Mrs. Pratt"

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Last night's episode of The Hills was delightful, funny, poignant and nauseating at the same time. Our recap will consist of awarding and deducting points as we see fit.

When Whitney Port receives the call at work from Diane Von Furstenberg, she announces she's moving to The City. Meanwhile, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag embark on a romantic trip to Mexico that ends with them getting drunk and married.

On to the rankings! Chime in with your own!

Like, nobody knows where Spencer and Heidi are, Stephanie Pratt says. Except the MTV camera crew that's filming you morons. Just ask them! Minus 6

Whitney getting the call about the job at work was so fake. But we loved Whitney's expressions (and LC's "OMG" face) so much, who cares? Plus 4.

Good Lord, Heidi's fake Mexican accent at the restaurant made us want to claw our eyes out. No amount of Patron should make you that lame. Minus 5.

Trying to railroad Heidi into getting married, Spencer says Heidi "makes him want to be nicer." Not a true romantic, but the best he could do. Plus 6.

Audrina fills the girls in on Heidi's absence. She's useless, but Minus only 3 for the obligatory (mercifully quick) Justin-Bobby cameo. We hate him so hard.

Heidi Montag rocks her typical outfit of clubbing makeup, a red bikini and high heels. LOL. What a skank. Minus 7 for lowering her standards each week, but Plus 14 for the Playboy spread she's subtly auditioning for and will get.

Talking About Feelings

Tell us that Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port talking about feelings during their lunch date at the end didn't elicit a tear or two from you. Pass the tissues! Plus 17!

No footage of the actual ceremony, except on Spencer's camcorder? MTV follows them all the way to Cabo and falls asleep at the wheel then? Fishy. Minus 11.

Oh, how totally sweet are Whitney's parents? Watching them interacting with her, they seem like just the sort of people who would raise Whitney. Plus 9.

Obligatory Plus 1 for the After Show, because we were too harsh on Jessi and Dan last week. They are actually okay. Lo was kinda boring last night though.

Heidi tells Spencer she'll "show him what a wife does." We think we know what she means. And we're talking about Spencer Pratt. *shiver* Minus 23.

Heidi says her mom is going to freak, which we already know is totally accurate. And we thought Darlene was crazy to suggest Spencer drugged her before the wedding. Alcohol could be considered a drug, technically ... Plus 10.

TOTAL: +6. Major swings, but great overall! Leave a comment with your scores!

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ok, the whole lunch scene w/ Lauren and Whitney was filmed in late july early august...pics are on gossipgirls.com :)
2ndly, The Pratties got married Thanksgivng weekend in november...and Whitney's going away party must've been in AUGUST...and Audrina is telling the Lauren's (LC and LO) about how they don't know where heidi is...odd...to know that the Pratties are getting married during Thanksgiving in AUGUST?! Audrina...you are a psychic! What are u doin on the hills? make some bucks with your clarvoyance ;)

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a couple of thoughts: 1. in regards to the timing, my thought is that they showed in the preview that Heidi and Lauren make up next week. EOnline reported that back on October 15. MTV obviously is playing with the timeline, I guess they think the reconcilation of the two girls is more dramatic and exciting than the wedding of Speidi-the reunion gets the finale.
2. when Heidi agrees to marry Spencer, he tries to make out with her, or at least jam his tongue down her throat - Heidi looked stiff as a board and reacted as if she was kissing a hideous toad with warts. Did she not want to ruin her hair and makeup, or is their relationship all for publicity, money and fame, maybe its all fake? She certainly didn't act natural.

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Alcohol is definitley a drug.

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Not only that, but the finale footage shows the timeline is out of order. They're showing the "Lauren and Heidi" making up scene. Which one: supposedly no cameras were there to catch it, and two: happened way before Speidi got married. Yet, the civil marriage ceremony is being thrown in that finale too.

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MTV edited the show like Heidi and Spencer got wasted on Patron and then went off to get married that night when we all saw the US Weekly wedding pics and know they actually got married during the day, not at night: Minus 20

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whitney moved to nyc in august and heidi and spencer got married in november.... minus 10 for MTV trying to make us think this is going on at the same time.

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Justin-Bobby's deadpan delivery of the line, "You should put up some signs." Hilarious! Plus 5.

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Lauren Conrad: Minus 5 for that shirt

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