Presenting: The Kardashians' Khristmas Kard!

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Kendall, Kyle, Kourtney, Kim, Kris and Kompany would like to wish fans a merry Khristmas!

Here's a shot of this klan's holiday kard, replete with red dresses, black suits and more layers of klothing than Kim Kardashian has ever worn in her life...

A Kardashian Khristmas

One thing the Kardashians don't need for Christmas: more attention.

Our staff has actually uncovered the Kardashian's Khristmas present list. Among the items various members kraved from Santa were:

  • Kim: A kleared-up knee injury for boyfriend Reggie Bush.
  • Rob: To kash in on girlfriend Adrienne Bailon's nude pics.
  • Khloe: To keep posing naked for any kause that will have her. 
  • Kourtney: For kandid nude photos to be "accidentally" leaked online.
  • Bruce: To be known as an Olympic Gold Medalist, not the father of this attention-starved family.
  • Everyone: Emmy konsideration for step-sibling Brody Jenner's new reality show, Bromance.
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    bethan morgan

    kendal is funny khris is stricted

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    nathalie

    i like all of your shows forreal :)

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    kim

    i like kiping up with the kardashians

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    joel

    No wonder famous people hate these people on these sites, Get a life. STOP TALKING CRAP

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    ken

    (Ts the bla season) bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla bla, bla bla, bla ..........bla