Paris Hilton to Irritate Public with Second Album

Paris Hilton isn't content to get drunk at nightclubs, star in mind-numbing reality shows and flash her vagina every time she exits a vehicle.

Unfortunately for the listening public, this socialite plans on releasing another music album.

“I wrote all the songs,” Hilton said backstage at last week's American Music Awards, referring to her upcoming CD . “It’s very dance, like Kylie Minogue... I'm not sure which label I'm doing it with."

These giant, ugly sunglasses aren't the worst thing Paris Hilton will unleash on the world; beware of another album from the supposed singer.