There's one thing Michael Lohan loves more than attention: the almighty.

On his new blog, MichaelLohanOnline.com, the awful father rails against daughter Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, and then encourages all readers to seek the TRUTH. To wit:

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A certain supermodel and Super Bowl MVP are tying the knot, according to celebrity news sources. He's decided to offer a lifetime contract to his #1 tight end / receiver / deep threat he likes to nail in the slot. Sorry for the football puns.

Tom Brady apparently proposed to Gisele Bundchen on a private jet on Christmas eve - and she said yes. If it's true, congratulations to the happy couple - but please, can someone take away Bridget Moynahan's belts and shoelaces? Thanks.

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Sarah Palin may not have made it to the Vice Presidency (insert sigh of relief here), but her comedic alter ego reaped the success of November's election.

The Associated Press has crowned Tina Fey its Entertainer of the Year after editors and publishers across the United States selected her as the performer "who had the single greatest impact on culture and entertainment in 2008."

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