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Life isn't easy for Courtenay Semel.

The daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel must attend nightclubs and red carpet events, all while being mauled by Tila Tequila as she searches around desperately for the closest celebrity gossip photographer.

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No wonder Courtenay had no choice but to inform all friends on Facebook that her Relationship Status was "complicated." Does the above description sound simple?

Here's a look at Semel's most recent profile on Facebook:

Courtenay Semel suffers from a relationship almost as complicated as the spelling of her first name. 

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Madonna and Alex Rodriguez were spotted in Mexico City last weekend.

The two have not confirmed their romance on the record, but reportedly had a public "coming out" November 26, when, according to E! Online, the Yankees third baseman handed Madonna a water bottle during her Miami concert.

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A-Rod and Madonna also apparently met up on Thanksgiving, after the New York Yankees star fulfilled his family obligations. Lame kids and ex-wife. Zzz.

When asked what he thought about being in the capital city the same time as his rumored paramour, the baseball star would only say it was "very good."

The 50-year-old Madonna – whose divorce from director husband Guy Ritchie was finalized days ago – was in town to perform a pair of concerts on her tour.

The former Mr. Cynthia Rodriguez, meanwhile, was invited to inaugurate a new sports complex in the city, and spent two hours Sunday teaching kids to bat.

"It's been a pleasure to talk about baseball, to talk about the importance of keeping children off the streets, out of drugs and out of all the bad things that there are in this life," the 33-year-old slugger said in Spanish.

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Paris Hilton isn't content to get drunk at nightclubs, star in mind-numbing reality shows and flash her vagina every time she exits a vehicle.

Unfortunately for the listening public, this socialite plans on releasing another music album.

“I wrote all the songs,” Hilton said backstage at last week's American Music Awards, referring to her upcoming CD . “It’s very dance, like Kylie Minogue... I'm not sure which label I'm doing it with."

These giant, ugly sunglasses aren't the worst thing Paris Hilton will unleash on the world; beware of another album from the supposed singer.

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