Tony Romo has an 0-2 playoff record, a dismal December mark, and a whole lot of physical pain to show from his most recent football debacle.
But the Dallas Cowboys quarterback does have one thing going for him after his team's dismal loss to the Philadelphia Eagles over the weekend.
Well, maybe two things, if you know what we mean.
Jessica Simpson, the athlete's girlfriend, "rushed to his side as soon as she found out that Tony got hurt," a source said amid reports surfacing about Tony Romo collapsing in the shower of the team's locker room after the game Sunday.
“She got on a red eye flight right when she found out, and arrived at 5 a.m. [that] morning," the source added.
Not to worry, Tony Romo. Nurse Jessica will see you now.
Romo's torn cartilage popped out of place twice during the game and again afterward, which is what caused him to collapse, according to the Dallas Morning News.
No word on what the couple plans to do with its offseason as the good NFL teams play on, but Jessica certainly has time to nurse Tony back to health.
He's gonna need it. Heck, a couple of more months like this past one and Tony Romo's career will be going down faster than her on ... forget it.