Michael Lohan Loves God, the Truth

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There's one thing Michael Lohan loves more than attention: the almighty.

On his new blog, MichaelLohanOnline.com, the awful father rails against daughter Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, and then encourages all readers to seek the TRUTH. To wit:

I made mistakes, but I righted the wrongs. I continue to hold myself accountable for everything I did and continue to do! I speak the truth! I love God and I love people who speak and know the truth!

Michael Lohan is peaceful, well-dressed and utterly insane.

NONE of us are perfect, but we should strive to be as perfect as we can. Don’t use people, don’t lie about people, don’t bare false witness, don’t be envious or jealous and certainly don’t LIE!

Remember, God is the TRUTH (John 14:6) and the devil is a liar (John 8:44). So you have two choices, represent God (the Truth) or the devil (a liar).

So, if you want the REAL Story, and if you want to have a voice and hear the truth, join right in!

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God speaks the truth-RIGHT.You speak the truth-DEFINITELY WRONG.If you say God is the truth,Devil is the liar....I think you might as well be one of devil's assistants..

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Hey I think he should get his own televangelist show...most of them are lying crooks anyway. John

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Aye, this guy is just plain crazy. Truth is only available when you have absolutely no opinions.

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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.