Happy Birthday, Jordin Sparks & Ali Lohan!

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Today's two biggest celebrity birthdays have next to nothing in common.

Jordin Sparks won the sixth season of American Idol, and almost more significantly, is an idol American girls can actually look up to. Her down-to-earth nature, self-confidence and family-first values make this 19-year-old a rare star in this era.

Ali Lohan, who turns 37 15 today? She's a train wreck in training.

Not entirely of her own volition, of course. With mom Dina Lohan pimping her hard, Ali has no choice but to become a raging crack whore for the entertainment industry and follow in the twisted, drug-addled footsteps of big sis Lindsay.

Emancipate yourself, Ali. Do it soon. New York courts are so liberal, they might actually go for it. Then move in with Jordin. There's still time!!

Anyway. Here's a photo tribute to the birthday girls. Click to enlarge ...

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One is too thin. One is too fat.

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Happy Birthday, Jordin! :D

Ali Lohan Biography

Ali Lohan Image Ali Lohan is Lindsay Lohan's younger sister, and the youngest daughter of Michael and Dina Lohan. Pray for her. Seriously. Ali Lohan is... More »
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Ali Lohan Quotes

I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does.

Ali Lohan

My mom is just a regular mom trying to help her kids follow their dreams.

Ali Lohan [on terrible mom, Dina]
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