This is just what the world needs: an excuse for Tyra Banks to shower herself with attention.

The obnoxious, self-serving talk show host turns 35 today. And we really can wait to see how she celebrates the momentous occasion.

Tyra, of course, is the head judge on America's Next Top Model. When not dressing down contestants, she dresses up like a fat person or a stripper on her self-titled talk show. Anything to make headlines.

It may be our obligation as a celebrity gossip site to list a series of photos of the birthday girl below for readers to click on and ogle over... but we don't have to like doing it!