Courtenay Semel: Faux Lesbianism is Complicated

Life isn't easy for Courtenay Semel.

The daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel must attend nightclubs and red carpet events, all while being mauled by Tila Tequila as she searches around desperately for the closest celebrity gossip photographer.

No wonder Courtenay had no choice but to inform all friends on Facebook that her Relationship Status was "complicated." Does the above description sound simple?

Here's a look at Semel's most recent profile on Facebook:

Courtenay Semel suffers from a relationship almost as complicated as the spelling of her first name.